Bannana Split Anyone?

I am not a freak.
I am not a freak.
I am not a freak.

Normally one would chant this in shock after comparing your own sex life with a friends... I am chanting this more like "oh my gawd I'm so fucking vanilla, I am not a freak" way.

I do have a major freak side. Freak in the way that I take that vanilla ice cream, and dribble some on my thigh, stomach and tits.... after following up with choclate syrup, sprinkles and of course the bannana. Yum.

There is a dom in me.... but when it comes down to it I perfer to be dominated, but I do get an incredible rise of cracking that whip so to speak.... Roar. I love making a man surprised with pure feminity sexual attention as opposed to a edgy winner takes all move.

I miss married sex. I routinely greeted my ex in various stages of sexual approach. Naked. Naked wearing nothing but post-it notes. Naked wearing whipped cream. Naked wearing stillettos. Naked wearing saran wrap. Naked wearing an apron. Naked with the new super pricey stillettos I just brought on his credit card. Naked on the couch watching a porn.

You will find in my drawer a decent selection of Victoria Secret, Cosabella, Oscar de le Renta Pink Label, etc... not so much of the ropes, or Zoogster costume wear. I have long nails, they are great for scratching during sex... not so great for ass play.

I think I need to go get my vibrator and call Samantha. Get her to tell me again about the great sex she's having. Cause unfortunately I'm not getting any tonight.

posted by Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte @ 8:44 PM Comments: 2